It's almost payday

Paychecks are a nice feeling, being able to pay bills, eat and have a place to live for another 30 days are all things I like a lot.

Gaming pc keyboard is dead

It turns out wine is very bad for electronic devices.

I would say that I'm as broke as a joke...

But you have to give credit to a good joke. I'm so poor I have to couch scavenge for enough money for gas to get to work tomorrow. I'm so poor your mama said "Damn, he more poorer 'n my grammar". But friday comes soon and with it the boon of a paycheck. I can eat drink and be merry 'pon that beautiful day.

I have surrendered fuel to the vampire army.

1 pint of my blood, given freely today. Work was otherwise blah. Payday is friday, and I'll have near a grand.

I'm feeling a smidge cranky

I don't want to go to work tomorrow, But I have to. Blech.

7-11 nachos are the key to universal happiness

Smothered in terrible cheese, chips getting soggier by the minute, truly one of the worlds great culinary works.

Everybody is (something) for the (something else)

I'm glad the work week is over, it's very un-energizing. I really want to do something creative this weekend, but I think it's going to be for sleeping, cleaning and reading. Not much of anything when it all comes down. Also I think I might need new socks, which is especially confusing since I bought 2 packs like 3 months ago. Oh well, such is life.

New Roomate Confirmed

It has been decreed that he is allowed to stay. Hooray! money good as is helping out someone who doesn't deserve the crap he's taken.

I may have a new roomate soon

My friend Clint from work may be moving in with me, we are at 2/3rds agreement right now, he needs to meet krysis to finalize and we're gold. It's easier running a household with 3 incomes than 2.

expert "Hand That Feeds" Eludes me

I'm getting better every time I play on every other song. But that one keeps kicking my ass, I'l beat it though, just got to get past the SOLO and I'm good. Oh well. Nothing else to report.

Boring ass workday

It was dull as hell. I blearghl dergl flerg.

I hangovered

I think I have a terrible hangover, I'm going to get some gatorade to be sure. The other option is that I am sick with a flu or something.

Watchmen movie, hell yes.

Trailer available HERE, It should be awesome. Dr. Manhattan looks excellent and so does Ozymandius and Rorschach. They seem to hit the key plot elements, at least as far as one can tell from preview.

I am batman

BATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMAN

I Love Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Joss Whedon is a damned genius. Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog is funny as hell and deserves to be watched by everyone.

I have had the hiccups for too long...

Like 6 or 7 hours. Seriously, they go away for like 20-30 minutes and come back. I've now hurt may shoulders and stomach doing it and it's fucked up my voice. Fuck this shit. It's gonna take some fucking extreme measures.

I hate 8 AM training

I have an 8 AM training class that lasts 8 hours in the morning. I hate this Cracka Ass Bullshit (capitalized to emphasize), according to the people that took it today, it is 7.5 hours of pointless and .5 hours of actually useful information. I dread this shit.

Well, off to bed since I have to be up at 7.

It was as awesome as I could hope...

Hellboy 2 was worth the money. Engaging characters, Impressive costume and makeup, Incredible locations and a plot that kept everything moving. It was both fun and good.

Pros: Excellent fight scenes, a little more of hellboy's childhood and character design that keeps you looking around the screen for more. Also look for drunk Hellboy.

Cons: I can't really think of any.

See it if you can, the big screen is worth it to take everything in.

I'm going to go see Hellboy 2

It's going to be awesome. I'll do my best to do a review either after the movie or tomorrow.

Home is out of the sun

No crabs, but I did catch a little bit of sunburn. All is well, it is a mild one. I am quite tired and I think I'm going to spend a whole afternoon in front of some screens.

Word for the day: Mnemonic
Example sentence: Johnny Mnemonic is a hilariously awful movie.

Hollywood reminder: Cybernetic dolphins aren't half as cool as you think.

Gone away, soon to return, remade.

I am being cast anew in a mold made of sun, fresh air and sea. Resting in nature, puppy by my side.

Leaving the regular world behind.

By the time this posts, I'll be gone... camping.

At the coast, gonna catch me some crabs, the marine variety, not the ones that you need to shave your crotch and get special shampoo for. For all both of you that read this and aren't going to be there, you do something fun too. Like see a movie maybe, or live music or something.

It's Always the best answer

The best question for it is: Robocop?

I loves me some Robocop, violent maybe a little exploitative and misunderstood by many who watch it. It's the ultimate parody of a cop movie. Even Judge Dread takes itself too seriously to wrest the title away. I love it.

Nothing Here

No post tonight, i have to be the responsible one and make sure my roommate and his friend don't do anything stupid while high.

I am a chat handling MACHINE!

Yesterday I took 86 chats, today I took 80. I am literally taking the most chats per hour of anyone at any site. I rule baby!

metal is great

This is the original Video for Rasputin by Boney M

And this is the metal version of Rasputin By Turisas

Too tired to think

My energy level is at rock bottom right now, I'm gonna get some sleep and try to be clever later.

I survived the Fourth

Remade. Anew. But very much similar to what came before. I had a cosmic revelation.

We are all connected and there is something more out there, but just about everybody who has tried to describe it sounds like a douchebag.

A stunning revelation I am sure.

Happy America Number One Best Day!

It is the fourth of July, I tell you this in case your only means of learning the date is from me.

Today is the day where we celebrate our independence from the British by doing between zero and 3 of the following:

1) Fireworks: what better way to celebrate america, than by setting off chinese explosives in our yards, driveways and streets.

2) Picnic/barbecue: Coagulated meat tubes, dubious hamburger that has been sitting in the heat all day, the cheapest cuts of steak and chicken poorly cooked over chemical soaked bricks of carbon? YES PLEASE! Despite my sarcasm, this is the one thing I probably want to do most out of this list. Sadly I have no grill and have not been invited to any barbecues, but that's probably for the best, per reasons that will be mentioned below.

3) CAR SHOPPING: This is the day that all the car dealers pull out the fucking stops and go full force selling some vehicles. I don't know who decided that July 4th is a good day for car selling, but everybody latched onto the idea. You can barely turn on a TV or radio in the two weeks prior without being bombarded with an extreme saturation of dealership ads.


Don't get me wrong, the 4th can be a lot of fun, but it has become one of those holidays that, over the years, I have simply cared less and less about. This year I am going to spend the day at home with my sister, roommate and an intoxicant substance. I will not be answering my phone or responding to emails during this time to avoid potential problems.

Happy 4th of July, Rockets red glare and all that.

My health problems are AWESOME!

There may be a little sarcasm there, just a little. I didn't go to work today, this is because I was pretty confident that I had Pink Eye. If I did, it is pretty much gone already. The other option was an insect or spider bite, something in my eye or something even weirder.

I'm going to try and get some rest.

Movie Sign!

Off to watch Friday the thirteenth part 9. Whatever

In other news...

I forgot to mention this, I have sucessfully hacked my PS2, added a hard drive, backed up games and patched one that didn't work right. I am willing to do this for others at no charge if they provide the materials. Said materials are: A PS2 (not the slim variety), An IDE hard drive of less than 120 GB, a PS2 network adapter (needed for the Hard Drive to work) and a memory card with at least 1.5 megs free. Since mine is already set up, it makes the process easier for others.

I am becoming increasingly concerned about my supervisor on up

Upon deeper consideration today, I realized that my supervisor 2 (jeremy) made a big mistake yesterday. He gave me, a person who should not be privy to it, information concerning corrective action for another rep. Not by accident or the wrong form or something, he flat out told me. This is information I have absolutely no business knowing. I'm also becoming really uncomfortable with the management style of john and jeremy. I'm going to contact the HR office sooner rather than later.